The Ladies of SVU
People often say that Law and Order (in all of its varieties) keeps New York actors employed. And it certainly seems that way when you see a play in New York: almost every cast member has an L&O credit.
However, here at DOD we’ve noticed that Law and Order: SVU keeps another set of people employed: fantastic female actors who don’t get so much work these days. Tonight the guest stars were Susan Anton, Jaclyn Smith, Morgan Fairchild, and Ann-Margret! Of course we’re happy to see Mariska Hargitay, Tamara Tunie, and Stephanie March on most episodes, but semi-regulars Judith Light, Christine Lahti, and Marlo Thomas make us even happier.
Add to the guest star list the likes of Lena Olin, Lynda Carter, Angela Lansbury, Swoosie Kurtz, Cicely Tyson, Carol Burnett, Brenda Blethyn, Ellen Burstyn, Rhea Perlman, and Annie Potts, and you know we’re smiling. And guess who’s coming next, and for four whole episodes? Sharon Stone!
We’re upset that Christopher Meloni has announced that he’s leaving after this season, but if the guest star list continues to look like this, we’ll still be watching.
Everybody Loves The Sunshine
Really, Denver? Last week it was this. Today:
Oh, I’m not upset. If anything, it makes me want to throw on a pair of shorts… and I don’t even like wearing shorts. However, I’m so ready for the warmer weather and looking forward to leaving any sign of winter behind me. SERIOUSLY.
Along those lines, I thought I’d share some summertime favorites making their way onto the iPhone and into heavy rotation. Enjoy the sunshine.
Roy Ayers – Everybody Loves The Sunshine
De La Soul – Ring Ring Ring (Ha Ha Hey)
Kool & The Gang – Summer Madness
Will Smith – Summertime
ESG – Moody
Massively influential, ESG has been sampled by everyone from TLC to the Wu Tang Clan – so much so that they released an EP in 1995 called “Sample Credits Don’t Pay Our Bills.”
Denver Weekend Restaurant Roundup. Absosmurfly!
This weekend was a whirlwind of eating out. (Bear with us, dear reader, this is one long post.) I know, I know, loyal readers probably think that every weekend with Alastair and Blake is nothing but eating out, and those readers wouldn’t be far off the mark, but this was extreme. My brother and sister-in-law were in town visiting for the weekend and so we went out to dinners and lunches. (When asked what they would like to be called on the blog, my brother wanted to know if it was necessary that he pick proper nouns. When I said no, he opted for Rutabaga and Clementine, so that is what I shall call them.)
Restaurant-going began with a late – and very filling – lunch at Steuben’s on Friday afternoon after the airport pickup. Clementine and I began by splitting the iceberg wedge. I think it might be my very favorite iceberg wedge. Ever. The dressing is thick and cheesy, I like the onions, but perhaps my favorite part is that the bacon is spicy. It’s big enough (though smaller of late?) that it’s great to split before moving on to the main course. We both also got the chili lime grilled chicken sandwich, which comes with pickled red onions and some sort of queso fresco. It’s a messy sandwich, but plenty tasty. Rutabaga opted for the full on fried chicken dinner and even he couldn’t finish it: four pieces of perfectly cooked chicken, mashed potatoes, biscuit, and gravy. Clementine and I helped out with some of the skin.
After a little recovery nap, Alastair came over to meet Clementine and Rutabaga and we all split a bottle of Soave and had cheese and crackers and pistachios before heading out to for our reservation at Fruition. I had been once before and Alastair and I had been meaning to go back for at least a year but every time we thought about it, they’d be all booked up. This time I was organized! And so was the hostess. Upon walking in the door, she asked if I was Blake and then told us that it would just be a minute. Her name is Patience. How fantastic and seventeenth-century is that? How perfect is it for a restaurant hostess?
Two things are worth discussing about Fruition: the food and the service. The former was very good. Clementine and Alastair began with the French Onion Soup, which comes with braised short ribs and Gruyere melted over a large crouton. Both were very impressed. Rutabaga had the oysters Rockefeller, which are wrapped in fried potato and come with lardons. And I went for the seared yellow fin tuna, served with a bell pepper escabeche (no, I have no idea what that means; it was like a little salad) and warm potato salad. Hearty approval all about the table for Round One. Round Two was not as universally adored. Clementine ordered the confit pork shoulder, served with a sweet potato polenta. Rutabaga and Alastair had the duck breast, which came with a carnaroli risotto. And I had the pan-roasted lamb strip loin with osso bucco and a saffron potato “risotto.” If there was one complaint from my dining companions, it was that everything was very rich, so much so that they all had difficulty finishing. My concern was more that there was precious little lamb in my entrée and that the saffron “risotto” was slightly undercooked. All that said, the food was quite tasty, the appetizers particularly.
The service was another matter. Our waiter was very jokey the whole time, which seemed to be an attempt to put us at ease but had the opposite effect. When Clementine ordered the soup, he told her they were out, only to admit that this was just a joke. Not a very funny joke, but one he “couldn’t resist.” Later one of us asked a question and he responded with, “Absosmurfly!” Really? Everyone at that table remembered Papa Smurf and Gargamel and Smurfette (whose only “personality trait” was her femaleness) but none of us had heard that particular word in at least twenty years, especially spoken in seeming seriousness. Our waiter also had the unfortunate habit of approaching our table and standing about a foot away just watching us until we realized he was there and turned toward him. It was totally unnerving. Though not unnerving enough to distract us from good food, of course. What is distracting is the constantly flashing “Open” sign across the street at Pho on Sixth. Or the Christmas lights that are still on the shrubs at Fruition’s front door. Or the slightly fussy burgundy shirts with tucked-in ties that the waitstaff are all required to wear. We could do without all those. And so with our dinner completed we left them and retired for the evening.
The next day was a trip to Boulder to see friends of Clementine and Rutabaga’s. They had made us a reservation for brunch at The Kitchen. And what a great choice it was. Located in the heart of downtown Boulder on Pearl Street, The Kitchen is well designed without being pretentious. White tablecloths at brunch are a nice touch, but they didn’t make it seem overly fussy. The high ceilings and great lighting also made the space modern and inviting. And the food was great, to boot. My companions all had different breakfast options: strata, French toast, poached eggs and ham, and Rutabaga ordered the Full English Breakfast. Clementine was particularly impressed by the potatoes that came with her meal and her freshly squeezed grapefruit juice. I loved my lamb burger. It came with a red pepper relish, salad, and fries, which were thick-cut (not usually my preference) but really nicely crisped and salted. It being Boulder we were not surprised to see signs advertising their patronage of local growers and the fact that their kitchen is completely powered by wind energy. It’s not the practice itself that’s problematic, of course, but rather the somewhat ostentatious advertisement of The Kitchen’s good gastronomical politics that’s a little tiresome. But when the food is this tasty, we’re happy to overlook minor affectations.
But, dear reader, we were not done. After a full day of exploring all the Front Range has to offer, we were hungry again. For dinner, it was off to our perennial favorite, Potager. The menu has changed (as it does regularly) since our last visit and this time the food was just stellar. Potager doesn’t take reservations and it was quite busy when we arrived. But the hostess does such a good job of checking in with you that you feel totally reassured about your place in line and the fact that you’ll be seated quite soon. And indeed we were. I will not describe every dish we had, but just give a couple highlights. Rutabaga and I began with the shrimp ceviche: shrimp, grapefruit, cilantro, shaved baby radishes, and celery. It was pretty much perfect. Clementine had a warm carrot salad that she described as just right: not too much food and great flavor combinations. The standouts among the entrees were the thin-crust pizza (mascarpone, pancetta, arugula, and garlic oil) and I had the bacon-wrapped roast pork with a chard, onion, and fontina panade (like a tart). The pork was perfectly cooked.
I can think of only one complaint and it’s minor: they were out of a number of things, including the dessert we ordered. We were there on the late side but as our server admitted, they were low on almost all the desserts, so much so that there was no point in even seeing the printed menu. But the service, once again, was fantastic. In contrast to the silliness of the night before, our server was personable and attentive without being on top of us. She’s also really funny, and in a way that worked. I admit it: I wanted her to hang out with us more just because it made the whole experience so much fun.
If I was slightly disappointed in my last visit to Potager, they more than redeemed themselves this time around. The food, the ambiance, and the service: all top notch. It remains the favorite restaurant of the DOD boys.
Ladies Fancywork Society: Cow and Calf
Looks like the LFS struck again… This time upon the Denver Art Museum’s pair of bronze sculptures Scottish Angus Cow and Calf. DOD caught glimpse of the crochet street art group’s handiwork along 12th Avenue early Friday morning. These cows never looked cuter. Go Ladies!
“Oh Lordy, I have to go!”
Cerri gets her own post, so distraught am I by her elimination. I have grown seriously fond of this pale Irish model with the luminescent skin, kind heart, and wicked tongue (made all the better by her amazing accent). I think I first fell for Cerri (whose last name is McQuillan, according to the Lifetime website) when she seemed most cognizant of the amazing presence of Lauren Hutton as a judge early on in the season. Her words: “Sweet Mother of Jesus, it’s Lauren Hutton!” Or maybe it was when Cerri confessed that she was made uncomfortable by the challenge where she had to model with a child. Turns out Cerri doesn’t like kids so much and is willing to say so on national television. But my crush only deepened as Models of the Runway featured more of Cerri’s acid tongue and her highly amusing commentary. Click here for a selection of some of her best moments (I could not, for the life of me, get it inserted into the post like a YouTube video).
So needless to say, I was dumbstruck when Cerri, who had stood by Jonathan throughout the judges’ complete trashing of his dress last night (“I like me dress and that’s all that matters!”), was dumped by her pale partner in crime in favor of Brandise. And Cerri, for her part, seemed just as pissed off. Good for her. Despite my general love for Jonathan, I was miffed.
Because Cerri redeemed Models of the Runway and made me feel like there was a real reason to watch it. It wasn’t just the trashy addendum to PR that provided a lot of the good gossip (though it remains that), it was my chance to root for a competitor in her own right. And now I have no one to root for. As Cerri herself would say, “Simple as.”
Toss One Back for Anthony!
I am barely able to discuss the fact that I largely approved of the judges’ decisions regarding the top three last night, so distracted I am by how misguided was their decision about who was eliminated! I have one word: MILA! One word for so many reasons, all of which the judges themselves seemed to acknowledge: The print wasn’t really one. The dress was unattractive and dated (I recall references to back porches in the 1970s). Her model could not walk. This is a problem. And yet Mila just seems impervious to having ever done anything wrong. And so critical of everyone else all the time. I don’t know if the camerapeople are doing their best to coax little jabs and barbs out of her, but she sure doesn’t hold back. In short, I do not like her and I do not like her clothes.
Which brings me to the two other contestants in the bottom three last night, both of whom, let’s face it, I adore. Each in his own way Anthony and Jonathan have captured my heart: Anthony for his unabashed flamboyance, his determined belief that a portly, ragingly effeminate, extremely funny black man has the right to be himself. As Anthony himself put it last night, “You Don’t Have to Win the crown to be the Queen.” Amen, Sister. And Jonathan I love for his intelligence and his humor and his sincerity. And last night, for his determination (without tears!) to stand up to a truly nasty Michael Kors. Both of them have, let’s be honest, done better work than they did last night. But neither of them deserved to go home in the face of the train wreck that was Mila’s rainbow column.
In the end I (like most viewers?) want to like both the designer and her/his clothes. I want to be happy that a particular person has won the competition both because I believe that person is talented but also because I have grown fond of him or her. And unless Maya or Jonathan seriously steps it up, this may be a challenge for me, because I’m having difficulty summoning up much love for any of the remaining contestants, even as I recognize their talents (even Seth Aaron, at least last night — though I maintain that those pants were hideous and overworked).
So let us think fondly of Anthony and of how he amused us. I leave you with one final Anthony gem from last night. Commenting on Jonathan’s fabric and design, he noted how pale both were, how pale Jonathan himself was, and how much he wanted to throw some color all over the lot. As Anthony put it, “They are just pale as hell.” And in Anthony’s Southern drawl “pale” and “hell” actually rhymed.
Spring Snow Day
When I speak to friends outside of Colorado (some of whom might be reading this post right now; this lesson in Colorado’s climate is for you!) they tend to assume that we here in the Mile High City are blanketed by snow from October to April and that temperatures are always icy. We Denverites know that this is far from the truth. I think Colorado’s reputation for winter sports leads people to believe that all of Colorado is at the same altitude as Aspen or Vail. Not so, of course. And while D-Town is a mile above sea level, significant chunks of Colorado look a lot like Kansas and Nebraska in terms of landscape and climate (this is not necessarily a good thing as anyone who has landed at DIA can verify).
Rather, what marks Denver’s weather as unique is its utter variability, the completely erratic relationship we have with Mother Nature. Case in point: the past 24 hours. On Monday it got up to 70. It was balmy and lovely and one felt that spring had truly arrived. Yesterday morning it was cloudy and in the 40s. By the late afternoon it was raining. And by 9:00 we were in the midst of a severe weather warning, thick wet snow falling at a steady clip (and I was on I-25; silly, foolish Blake). Today we are blanketed by snow, roads are clogged, a number of school districts are entirely shut down, and no doubt many appointments are being canceled. The Colorado State Legislature and Denver’s office of the Government Accountability Office: closed. Xcel reports that 7,500 customers are without power this morning as the heavy snow snapped tree branches, causing outages in power lines.
Last night they were predicting around a foot of total accumulation and it looks like that may have happened; some areas of Boulder and Jefferson counties saw about 20 inches of total snowfall. It’s cloudy where I live downtown but there’s nothing actually coming down anymore. The good news is that it’s supposed to be 49 and sunny tomorrow. And snowing again by Saturday, alas…
Sarah’s House
Yes, it’s been some time since Blake last wrote a HGTV related post… one may say he’s participating in a HGTV episode of his own. In the meantime, I’ve taken the opportunity to share a little HGTV favorite of my own. While Blake may prefer the Real Estate shows, I lean more towards the Makeover shows and, occasionally, I’m fortunate enough to catch Sarah’s House—currently one of my favorite HGTV series. This has do mostly with host Sarah Richardson and her aptly named “design sidekick” Tommy Smythe.
The series follows Canadian interior designer Sarah Richardson (left) through the entire process of purchasing a swinging 60s back-split in dire need of an update and renovating it room by room. Each episode is devoted entirely to a particular room—Master Bedroom, Kitchen and Dining Room, Living Room and Front Entry—or other projects like modernizing the exterior by replacing landscaping and color tinting brick. We see her do it all—budgeting, conceptualizing, choosing materials, managing sometimes messy renovations, and often learning something new through the process—while creating, in my mind, some spectacular and highly function spaces. It’s an interesting look into the reality of renovating when timelines are tight, dollars are limited, and style is the mandate. I find myself unable to walk away from the television once it comes on.
Tommy Smythe (right) may be slight in stature, but he is clearly the show’s sleeper… I just want to pick him up and put him in my pocket! He’s equal parts drama, high style, and super-organized site manager. His reactive personality and Sarah’s unwavering focus combine into a magnetic chemistry.
Sarah’s House airs on HGTV Saturdays at 8:30 p.m./7:30 central.
See more photos of the makeover here.
Tomte. Modern Craft
Last weekend a good gal pal and I went for a little bike ride… I know. Truth be told, it was more of a booze cruise on two wheels. Wine is not a great substitute for water by the way and it has the opposite effect of Gatorade. However, it tastes a hell of a lot better. Before things got boozy we dropped by an adorable little shop called Tomte, located at 1644 Platte Street. It was an unexpected surprise… and an amazing find.
I did a little research. A tomte is a mythical creature of Scandinavian folklore. It’s believed that they watched over a farmer’s home, as well as his children, protecting them from misfortune, especially at night, when everyone was asleep. Cute little guy.
Tomte features lots of great handmade products, many of them made locally: sewn goods, tea towels, shirts, and glassware. Some of the products that stood out to us were some amazing little terrariums incorporating tiny, beautiful ceramic deer. I can’t recall that last time I saw a terrarium, let alone one that I would want to display in my own home. Other highlights included a collection of rather uniquely hand crafted mushroom-shaped birdhouses that hung from a tree branch suspended from the ceiling; graphic tees printed on what has to be one of the best made shirts out there these days; a noteworthy selection of screen-printed tea towels, coasters, and placemats; and a collection of buttons employing recycled security envelope patterns.
I could have easily dropped more than the ten-spot on the handmade tote bag I picked up for myself. And, before we headed off to grape filled pastures, I quickly made a few notes to myself for my gal pal’s upcoming birthday. If you have the chance to stop by Tomte. Modern Craft, I highly suggest it… not only are you supporting locally made products, but showing Denver that talented local designers are worth investing in.
The Displeasure of la Garcia. And the Vindication of Blake.
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! Nina Garcia, god bless her, is not on board with this Seth Aaron adulation. My evidence, you ask?
1. While she liked some parts of his jacket last night, she also clearly thought that it was dated and overworked. I could not agree more, Nina. Too many bells and whistles. And buttons and zippers and flaps and asymmetrical nastiness. It may be well fitted, I’ll give him that much, but it looks like it emerged from a K-Mart circa 1989.
2. In the final moments of deliberation when Heidi asked the other judges (this time Garcia, the irritating Molly Sims, and Francisco Costa of Calvin Klein [sitting in for Michael Kors]) if they had reached a decision, Nina gave a grimace but nodded her assent. And who should win? Seth Aaron and Emilio. In other words, Nina had been outvoted, and by that silly Sims!
Needless to say, I was as displeased as la Garcia. To my mind the winners should have been Anthony (sporting that adorable ladies’ cardigan from Talbots, complete with brooch) and Maya. I was also ready to see Jay Nicolas Sario head home. His outfit had nary a fan amongst the judges and it was completely ill fitting. Yes, Amy’s shirtdress looked like a kindergarten teacher’s painting smock, but at least she designed something and executed it well.
The other great tragedy of the evening, however, was the elimination of Holly on MotR, largely because Emilio, cocky from his win, decided to go with the judges’ favorite, Lorena, instead of remaining loyal to Holly. I thought Holly was great, not as wonderful as my favorite, Cerri, but still pretty good. And I loved that Cerri, throughout the process, gave Holly enormous props, talking about her beauty and her “ridiculous” (in a good way) body. Oh, Emilio, what were you thinking? Bad choices all around.
























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